ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

ironychan:

mischievousshota:

indevan:

simonjadis:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

emeraldcharos:

wessasaurus-rex:

kikojaharo:

This is the most accurate gif of Florida I have ever seen.

 ”What the fuck?” 

She’s not even scared, she’s just mad and confused.

baby gators are basically confused sharp bunnies who wander into other people’s pools for a dip and some sunbathing and might gnaw on u. mommas are the scary ones.

confused sharp bunnies

i’d argue that you don’t even have to worry about mommas.  alligators are literally stoners.  like don’t fuck with their stuff and they’ll just chill and leave you alone.

i grew up in florida. i was riding my bike once and managed to fall over and into a swamp full of gators and they just stared at me like ‘what the fuck did you do that for?’ they are some of the calmest creatures ever.

Alligators have not evolved in two hundred million years.  They’re too lazy.

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awwww-cute:

Mother Wolf and her Pups

awwww-cute:

Mother Wolf and her Pups

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thattallsummonerguy:

Pretty much the same thing with dudes and their dingles

thattallsummonerguy:

Pretty much the same thing with dudes and their dingles

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my-esl-student:

I feel heavy in the head, but I’d like to keep drinking wine until forgetting her.  She dumped me and her last word was “I hate your long nose.”  I can’t do anything about this and you knew all along!

my-esl-student:

I feel heavy in the head, but I’d like to keep drinking wine until forgetting her.  She dumped me and her last word was “I hate your long nose.”  I can’t do anything about this and you knew all along!

iopenattheclose-nevermore:

alonzo1948:

My cousins the best at snapchat and you can’t convince me otherwise

Bruh ima use some of these.

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archiemcphee:

Singaporean photographer Ernest Goh has created an awesome portrait series of Championship Ornamental Chickens that showcases the handsome birds’ impressive plumage as well as their sassy attitudes. These may be static images, but it’s all to easy to envision the strutting that took place when they were shot. The photos are part of Goh’s latest photography book, entitled COCKS: The Chicken Book.

To learn more about this project, watch “Ernest Goh - COCKS, Chicken Beauty Pageants”, a short video created by anotherbeautifulstory.

If only these were the sorts of of beauty pageants they showed on TV…

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